Caption Contest #8

"Are you sure this jetpack is gonna work like its supposed to? Cause I have a really bad feeling about this take."

No, that's OK guys. I don't need a push
... (How can I get out of this? It's lookin' a little high...)

Boba: *to Han* You know I'm not gonna die, right?
Han: WHAT?!?! THAT'S IT! I QUIT!
Luke: *pushes Boba into sarlaac* Are you sure?
Boba: ARGH! STUPID JEDI! You had to ruin my life, didn't you! As if WINDU wasn't enough!

(Bulloch) "Hey Richard, this is the part where I fly in, rope up that Luke guy and kill the rest right? Right? You wouldn't be planning on doing anything stupid to my character would you?"

Lucas: Ok Fett, in this scene you're going to fly down and put up a weak fight against Luke, then despite all your sensory equipment, masterful reflexes, and years of Bounty Hunting experience; You will be accidently struck in the jetpack by Han Solo who is just 2 feet behind you, setting you off careening you into the sailbarge, then fall helplessly into the Sarlaac Pit.

Boba Fett: ... WHAT THE %$#@!!?

Expanded Universe, here I come!

Now this movie shold be more about me so when I fall into the Sarlacc I come right back out and everyone is like ahhh then my dad comes in Jango fett then we whoop butt then Mace Windu comes in and I give him a purple nurple and Jango gives Mace a wet willy then we give him a wedgie by attaching his underwear to our jetpacks at full speed then he falls into the sarlaac and after that we shoot everyone and loot them. Then the emperor blows up my home planet kamino then we go over there and give palpatine a swirlie in jabbas toilet. then after a while Mace gets out of the sarlaac and then Jango gives him a swirlie too exept that he won't get the ice cream cone look. so who likes my idea and I dont care if you dont like it because were going with it and if you dont I'll shoot you so lets film.

If we have to do this scene one more time, I'm gonna punch everyone!

Shoot! My iPod fell in the Sarlacc!

Jeremy: Why do we need a spotlight in broad daylight?