Caption Contest #8

Boba :"You want me to do a double sumersault with a full pike... IN THIS OUTFIT?!"

Lucas: I'm sorry we couldn't pay the fake Sarlacc, so we are using a real one. It's possible you don't survive.
Fett: Sorry, there's a lot of noise. Can you repeat that?
Lucas: Oh, nothing important!

I get paid 20 dollars a day to fall into a pit?

Chewie: Prepare to have your cloak eaten, Fett! FOR HAN!!!
Fett: This is why I don't like spice...

Boba: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Lucas: *smacks forehead* I knew we shouldn't have hired Leonardo DiCaprio...

how long do i have to stand here...? my blasters are starting to poke my sides

Boba: Hey, I dropped my ice cream!

Boba: The only reason you want Han to kill me is because I had an affair with Leia, isn't it?
Lucas: Hey! I didn't know you had an affair with Leia! That's all the more reason to kill you off!
Boba: Aw, man!

Expanded Universe, here I come!

Lucas: Ok Fett, in this scene you're going to fly down and put up a weak fight against Luke, then despite all your sensory equipment, masterful reflexes, and years of Bounty Hunting experience; You will be accidently struck in the jetpack by Han Solo who is just 2 feet behind you, setting you off careening you into the sailbarge, then fall helplessly into the Sarlaac Pit.

Boba Fett: ... WHAT THE %$#@!!?