Jabba: "Keep an eye on Solo for me ok?"
Fett: "Ya, as if a man frozen in carbonite is going to walk right out of the palace..."
— Martial Bartsch of Lively, Ontario on 04/14/2006
Caption #453:
Boba: EWWW!!! Is that mold growing on your arm?!!
— True Warrior of Laurel, Maryland on 05/09/2006
Caption #386:
Boba: if you look closely, you'll notice he's not wearing shoes.
Jabba: o...k....
— Smokey McPot of las vegas, nevada on 04/10/2006
Caption #455:
Boba: MY BACKPACKS GOT JETS! i dont give a **** -- yo mamma is a *****!
jabba: Yo mamma just won a thousand dollars in cash muuuny... now go defend my title as the ORIGINAL GANGSTA!!!!
— Monica of Kansas on 05/13/2006
Caption #438:
Next up tonight..Boba Fett and Jabba Hutt!
Jabba: OH, #&$% that was tonight!?
— I'mnotaidoit of IL on 04/27/2006
Caption #437:
Boba: You ever think about going about going on the Krispy Kreme diet?
Jabba: I have.
Boba: ....Of course you have!
— Griffin M. of IL on 04/27/2006
Caption #423:
"Did you know that she could do THAT?!!"
— TB3414 of Holly Springs, NC on 04/20/2006
Caption #379:
Boba: "I'm not cleaning that up."
— brett of florida on 04/03/2006
Caption #381:
Boba: Wanna here a joke I made? It's about you, OK?
Jabba: Sure!
Boba: What's the only thing that stopped you from robbing the bank?
Jabba: I'm stumped,what?
Boba: The DOOR!!! HA HA HA HA!
Jabba: Very funny...NOT!!!
— u-haul of Encinitas/ca on 04/06/2006
Caption #421:
Boba: (thinking) I wonder how long I can pull of the illusion of not looking at Jabba.
Jabba: Boba... Boba!
Boba: What!?
Jabba: I can read your mind. I know that you ain't looking at me.
Boba: Oh, damn. I knew that even this helmit could not hide it.
Jabba: What?
Boba: Nothing, Jabba. Nothing at all
— Misty Skywalker of Durham, North Carolina on 04/20/2006