Boba: *Singing* "Nobody knows the trouble I've caused..."
Vader: "Shut up! You sing horribly!"
Boba: "Well, you need to shut up cause I know something you dont!"
Vader: "Tell me or I'll keep Solo for myself."
Boba: "Okay. Your wife Padme had twins. Luke and Leia. Oh, dang! I spilled the beans."
Vader: "Thank you. Now I will kill them both. Then I will dispose of you!"
Boba: "Damn it!"
Vader: "I rock out loud, baby!"
— Jaster Mereel of North Carolina on 03/14/2006
Caption #334:
Boba: "So Vader, why do you wear that outfit?"
Vader: "I lost my arms and legs and got burned by lava."
Boba: "Did it hurt?"
Vader: "What do you think? Of course it hurt!"
Boba: "Well, the only thing I call an injury is falling into a Sarlacc and being almost digested."
Vader: "Well, I think I can arrange that."
Boba: "How?"
Vader: "I will never tell you, stupid kid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to short."
Boba: "Damn you, Vader, and your ugly master, too."
— Zam Wesell of North Carolina on 03/14/2006
Caption #338:
Fett: "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if..."
Vader: "If what?"
Fett: "If the Clone Wars had never happened."
Vader: "Well, I definately would probably not be Darth Vader."
Fett: "Well, I guess it could have never happened...."
Vader: "What?"
Fett: "The Clone Wars never happening."
Vader: "You confuse me too much..."
— Jaster Mereel of North Carolina on 03/16/2006
Caption #348:
Boba: One day I will fall into a hole and then get almost killed but blast out before I die.
Vader: Huh?
Boba: Oh, I don't know, sometimes I just say stupid stuff.
Vader: One question.
Boba: What?
Vader: Didn't your dad say not to play near the Sarlacc?
Boba: What?!?
Vader: I can read your mind.
Stormtrooper to another Stormtrooper: I think we should throw them both in the Carbonite freezing chamber.
Other Stormtrooper: Maybe someday...
— Mace Windy of North Carolina on 03/21/2006
Caption #308:
Jeez, Vader, we don't have to be this close!
— Jake Ranalli of Norwood, Mass on 02/17/2006
Caption #349:
Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine!
The way we are is just so fine!
(Boba) Han Solo will be mine!
(Vader) The Sith are so divine!
Together: Everything will happen! In time!
*Instrument* Do doo do doo Duh!
Stormtroopers: Bravo!
Leia: Scoundrels.
Chewbacca: RAWR! Roar! Grrl!
C-3P0: The odds of that ever becoming a big hit is 3,201 to 1!
Boba: Vader, can I disentegrate them?
Vader: Not yet.
Boba: Damn.
— Vadey Fetta of Ohio on 03/21/2006
Caption #340:
VADER: "EL CUADRO DE CARBONITA SALIO MUY GRANDE"
BOBA FETT: "NO IMPORTA, YO SE LO VENDO A JABBA"
— RENATO MARTIN of PERU on 03/16/2006
Caption #277:
Vader: "You look like a clone I once knew."
Fett: "Noooooo. Really? Boba Fett, a clone? No. Way."
Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine! 
