Fett: "Well, another year, but only 2 of us left for the Battle of Geonosis reunion."
Vader: "Yes..."
Fett: "So what now? What do you want to do?"
Vader: "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
Fett: "I'd like to take that bloody mask off you and watch you suffocate while the ugnaughts make mock wheezing noises."
— Dervish of Huntington, New York on 03/12/2006
Caption #318:
Fett: "Hmmm... I heard there is a girl named Kina Stormslayer flying around."
Vader: "Duh! She's a bounty. Oh, and she and Lando Calrissian are married."
Fett: "But, I was married to her!"
Vader: "Oh well, better luck next time."
— Kina Fett of Durham, North Carolina on 03/01/2006
Caption #332:
(Boba's thought) Darn! He's still taller than me. I wonder if he has platforms in his boots
(Vader) I heard that, and no, i don't have platforms in my boots!
— TK-317 of Denton, TX on 03/14/2006
Caption #304:
I'm not wearing any pants...
— Kalia Vek of Coruscant on 02/15/2006
Caption #313:
OOOhh thats gotta hurt.
— Vincent of Colorado on 02/25/2006
Caption #314:
Fett: "Dude? What's with the suit anyway?"
Vader: "What suit?"
Fett: "You're in denial aren't you?"
Vader: "Am not!!"
Fett: "I teach classes that help this sort of thing.
But it is going to cost you."
Vader: "How much?"
Fett: *Thinking* "Yessssssssss! Score!"
— Vincent of Colorado on 02/25/2006
Caption #345:
Boba: You are starting to smell! Just look behind you!
— Anthony of Colorado on 03/18/2006
Caption #296:
Boba: "Seen any good movies?"
— Downey of Chicago, Illinois on 02/09/2006
Caption #283:
Fett: "You look sexy."
Vader: "Thank you, you look pretty hot yourself Fetty boy."
— Haquansha LaFonzo Marquez of Chestertonfieldville, Iowa on 02/03/2006