Vader: Windu killed your father.
Fett: WHAT? You knew it all along? Why didn't you tell me?
Vader: You never asked.
— uer on 03/10/2006
Caption #323:
Vader: How much is Captain Solo worth to you?
Boba: Ummmmm.....He is worth about 200 million, more or less.
Vader: WHAT?!?! That means if he dies during this I have to pay you that!?!?
Boba: Yup. Pretty much.
Vader: *Jumps into the Carbon Freezing Chamber after Han* NO!!!!
— Darth Vader's Sister on 03/10/2006
Caption #319:
Vader: "You don't say much do you?"
Fett: "It come from being from a large family.."
— korlex on 03/05/2006
Caption #318:
Fett: "Hmmm... I heard there is a girl named Kina Stormslayer flying around."
Vader: "Duh! She's a bounty. Oh, and she and Lando Calrissian are married."
Fett: "But, I was married to her!"
Vader: "Oh well, better luck next time."
— Kina Fett of Durham, North Carolina on 03/01/2006
Caption #317:
Hmmm... is tonight spagetti or hot dog night?
— Kina Fett of North Carolina on 03/01/2006
Caption #316:
I hope no one realizes I am actually a girl.
— Kina Fett of North Carolina on 02/27/2006
Caption #315:
You know, Leia looks kind of- never mind. You dont need to know. Oh good, Han looks stupid in carbonite!
— Kina Fett of North Carolina on 02/27/2006
Caption #314:
Fett: "Dude? What's with the suit anyway?"
Vader: "What suit?"
Fett: "You're in denial aren't you?"
Vader: "Am not!!"
Fett: "I teach classes that help this sort of thing.
But it is going to cost you."
Vader: "How much?"
Fett: *Thinking* "Yessssssssss! Score!"
— Vincent of Colorado on 02/25/2006
Caption #313:
OOOhh thats gotta hurt.
— Vincent of Colorado on 02/25/2006
Caption #312:
Fett: (To Vader) "DAMN YOU AND YOU'RE PLATFORM KISS BOOTS!"
