Caption Contest #5

I hope you brought popcorn, Lord Vader.

Fett: "We look cool."
Vader: "Very cool indeed..."

Fett: "We so need are own theme music..."
Vader: "Speak for yourself."

Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine!
The way we are is just so fine!
(Boba) Han Solo will be mine!
(Vader) The Sith are so divine!
Together: Everything will happen! In time!
*Instrument* Do doo do doo Duh!
Stormtroopers: Bravo!
Leia: Scoundrels.
Chewbacca: RAWR! Roar! Grrl!
C-3P0: The odds of that ever becoming a big hit is 3,201 to 1!
Boba: Vader, can I disentegrate them?
Vader: Not yet.
Boba: Damn.

Fett: Hey Vader, do you ever get the feeling that you're trapped in a sort of false reality where a bunch of idiotic and girlfriendless nerds are watching you do the same thing over and over and over again?
Vader: No.
Fett: Oh, well...Ok.

Dang, Vader's got a nice booty.

Fett: What if he dies? He's worth a lot to me.
Vader: He won't.
Fett: Are you sure?
Vader: Yes I am.
Fett: But...
Vader: Put Captain Solo in.
Fett: How come no one listens to me?

You lost your arms and legs, and yet you're STILL taller then me...

I got my mask on Ebay... where'd you get yours, Vader?

You're taller then me. So what! I have more fans, and I have a better helmet.