Caption Contest #16

I am not the Mandalore you are looking for.

C3PO: Get in the corner for a time out MR. You know the rule, no bounty hunting after bed time!
Boba: You suck.

Fett: What? Don't look at me, I didn't steal his Wookiee braids

No, YOU put Captain Solo in the cargo hold!

Fett: Now, Chewbacca, repeat after me. IN BASIC: I love Boba Fett.
Chewie: Ruur uuuuur rrur urur.
Fett: Damn, this is hard!

I clearly called dibbs first for the Wookiee's piggy back ride.

Boba, thinking: "Man, even in this crappy, washed-out, 1970's holiday special I still am one bad@$$ bounty hunter..."

3P0: "Congratulations, Mr. Fett! You're a father now!"
Boba (thinking): "Damn! I knew that Aurra Sing was trouble! Okay... Try to look cool for the camera..."
3P0: "It's a boy!"
Boba: "He's worth a lot to me..."

Sorry, no oversized, hairy, stinky flea-bitten, retarded bears allowed.

C3PO: Hello, my name is C3PO. I am a protocol droid, and I speak over 7 million---
Fett: Shut it before I fry your circuits.