Caption Contest #16

"3PO! what did I tould you about teasing your brother R2?"

No, just because my junk looks strappingly huge the way I accentuate it, doesn't mean I am into gay golden robots. Who's your little friend?

I'm sorry. If you don't have a backstage pass you can't come in to see AC/Wookiee...

does this look infected to you?

boba-thats right 3po Im dating britney spears and its awesome.
3po-so im dating jabba.
boba-what your gay?
3po-maybe...

*Begins to breakdance and sing, "Cant't touch this! Da dadda doo. Da doo, can't touch this!"

fett:*mutters*yeah, its gonna b a gig at a club, yeah, stupid vader & his little security jobs... HEY! WHAT'RE U LOOKIN' AT???

BOBA~So I told him "of course I have priviledges above others, Im Figgin BOBA FETT.
C3PO~ So what did he say to that...?
BOBA~ Uh...I don't know... I kinda vaporized him before that...
C3PO~oh...

*Sigh* "Yeah, the Wookiee will bring a high enough bounty, but...the value of gold metal, particularly for droids, has gone up lately."

"Yup, that's a--that's a Wookiee alright. But, I asked for an Ewok."