Caption Contest #16

Boba: *sigh* I'm Boba Fett and I have a gambling problem.
Everyone: Hi Boba.

C3PO: Chewbacca, I don't believe this starring contest is going to work.

C3PO: I suggest a new strategy, Master Fett. Let the Wookiee win.

Boba Fett: *Incoherent mumbling*

After finally apprehending the one responsible for releasing his private dance video-gone-wrong all over the HoloNet, Boba contemplates how a couple new Wookiee-hair braids would complement his armor.

C-3PO: Boba, I'm sorry, I just dont see how your still single.
Boba: Just go away...

3PO: Sir, I can't help but notice that your balls are on your hip?
Boba: Zip it 3PO, have you ever been dry humped by a wookie?

Fett: I hate fans. They always draw me so CRAPPY! Look at the the details I'm missing! I'm not even coloured right!
C3PO: I look like a cheap bendy-toy thats unauthorized....
R2D2: Beep bloop (Hey, at least you guys don't only have the top of your head in this!)

Boba Fett resents the implication that he is a two-dimensional character.

Boba:I hate this 70'S look.
C3P0:Quit whining Fett!
Boba:Shut up Goldylocks!!!

"Turn, turn...*tsk* No, that fur and bandolier combo is just not working for me."