Caption Contest #15

Boba: Let me turn my back against this guy. He's blind, what could happen... right?

Han:I've had enuogh of Boba getting all the fans and all the kills!

DERN CHEWIE! YOU GOT A ONE O' THEM NASTY HUTT FLIES RIGHT THERE ON YOUR FOREHEAD...LEMME GET IT FOR YA! (pulls back to swing)
Fett: ITCH IT SOLO ...RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE...Yeeeaaahhhhh

han:raaaahhh! ???? my vibro axe hit somsthing
boba:what the @#$!

flamethrower:90000 credits
mandalorion armor :90000000000 credits
bounty on solo:8977657465846 credits
falling into almighty sarlacc:priceless
for things you need now,there's mastercard

Crap. I knew I should have got the extended warranty.

Oh for God's sakes, Lucas, can't I at least die respectfully?!

And pause, the moment I realized Lucas had lost it.

Okay, with this life-sized Fett figure, you just have to nudge the switch on his back like this, and he'll shoot a fireball!

Oh great--I scratched the paint on his jetpack...now I'm really in for it.