Caption Contest #14

The director's "Invisible pineapple" joke just wasn't funny anymore

Now then Mr Fett, we have a great line of hair products. As you can see I use the "Man of the Universe" product. Now if you'd just take that helmet off...

"Now just listen, please. Take off the helmet, grow a beard...like me. You see, we want a truly ruthless antogonist. A real man. Trust me, the audience will love it. Your fans will love it. Trust me..."
[Boba thinking] "Sigh..."

Boba Fett: What's my motivation for this scene?
Man: You're a tough green dude with a gun, and you like to shoot things.
Boba Fett: Okay, got it. This helmet itches...

...So then I had all the hair from my palms surgically implanted to my face which was quite... (Moments later this man was disintegrated)

Hey Fett, I have all the answers to Vaders quiz written on my hand! Hurry up and copy them before he comes back!

hey misery guts....wanna dance?

Guy:"Listen, when Darth Vader says "Are we clear" or "do you underst"...."
Boba:"I get it. I read the script you know."
Guy:"I know i just like talking to you. Could I have an autograph."
Boba:"No."
Guy:"Please."
Boba:"Fine."

Dude, Boba, you gotta believe me. I told Darth NOT to bring IG to the party man. Please dude....dont disintegrate me.

....Dude. Smell this.