Caption Contest #14

Look! I told you! You can't have the Vegas showgirls in this film!!

How many times must I tell you ,NO!! Vegas Showgirls in this scene

Why is everything black and white? Why is this mime following me? WHY do I keep talking to myself?!

Salesman: So you see why you need to get these weapon upgrades for 1,000,000 credits?
Boba: LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING! LA LA...

Boba: look at him. with his little blue flashlight, thinking he's so hot and all.
Vader: That's my son, Luke.
Boba: I, er, mean, he's very talented, I'll give you that! (nervous laugh)

Director: Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as Director and Bounty hunter!
Darth Vader (thinking): Why does that sound familiar?

Boba's game of "ignore the screenwriter" had serious repercussions for the third film.

Boba:moo moo moo
JOe:wha...
Boba:i said moo moo moo
Joe:what?
Boba:i said moo moo moo moo!r-tards these days...
Joe:what?!
Boba:I SAID MOO MOO MOOO MOO MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES THAT APPEAL TO YOU??!!!!!!.
jUST - JUST SHUT UP!!!!! SO i CAN KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help I'm to dumb to save myself. Bobafet: sorry can't help i'm to busy killing somebody which i'm actually enjoying right now.
Person: I bet your having fun over there I wish I could join in but you are about to disintegrate me so bye!

Boba:Dangit, Dengar, I told you: no 80's hairstyles.
Dengar: But....
Boba: SHAVE IT. AND THAT LITTLE BEARD.
Dengar: but i look dumb caompletely bald!
Boba: heres a towel. knock yourself out.