Caption Contest #14

Boba:i like pie...
other dude:well we can't have pie in this scene!
Boba:I'LL DISINIGRATE YOU IF YOU DON'T GET ME MY PIE!
other dude:im gonna get that pie now...
Boba:works every time...

Empire Strikes Back, scene 30, take 43.
Irving: Now Boba, I know it's a hard line, but "As you wish" isn't all that bad.
Boba: Yea, but it's to him. (points at Vader)
Irving: Oh, stop being a child. Just imagine something that makes you happy when you say the line.
Boba: Okay. Okay, I see a man named Irving getting his head blown off by me, and Darth Vader and IG-88 bow down at my feet. Thanks Irv!
Irving: Er, no... problem..

Help I'm to dumb to save myself. Bobafet: sorry can't help i'm to busy killing somebody which i'm actually enjoying right now.
Person: I bet your having fun over there I wish I could join in but you are about to disintegrate me so bye!

Boba:moo moo moo
JOe:wha...
Boba:i said moo moo moo
Joe:what?
Boba:i said moo moo moo moo!r-tards these days...
Joe:what?!
Boba:I SAID MOO MOO MOOO MOO MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES THAT APPEAL TO YOU??!!!!!!.
jUST - JUST SHUT UP!!!!! SO i CAN KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boba:yo dude,can i disintegrate you?
Frank:yeah sure
Boba:YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Frank:WAIT!
Boba:what?
Frank:i have to go to the bathroom!

What do youy mean this style won't be in forever!?

Frank:i got 5 fingers!
Boba:i dont give a crap!

Boba Fett: What's my motivation for this scene?
Man: You're a tough green dude with a gun, and you like to shoot things.
Boba Fett: Okay, got it. This helmet itches...

Boba's game of "ignore the screenwriter" had serious repercussions for the third film.

director- you are a bounty hunter got it.
use feeling!!!
boba-okay,okay i got it !!!!!
dierector- and action!
boba-uuuummmm. who am i again?
director-..................