Caption Contest #13

"Let's see...'You're worth a lot to me.' No...that won't work...'You're no good to me dead.' No...'Aaaaaahhhhh!' No...I tried that on the last one..."

Boba: Hey uh.. mary I was kinda wandering if you'd do me the honor of.. No No, Hi mary would you like to go to a movie? no no thats no good either. Sup mary its Boba the Fett the best bounty hunter in the galaxy babe how'd you like to go to dinner?, Okay yeah thats the one, alright (nervous sigh) now lets do this.

This book told me that the deepest expression of love is self-sacrifice and considering that Fett's going to kill me once he realizes I swiped his armor, I'd say this suffices.

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow

Boba: Uhh...Hey Rystall...how's it goin?
Rystall: *slap!*

Boba Fett was rather distubed as he found a flower and love poem book on the ramp of Slave I. What was more disturbing was the fact that it was from Slave II...

Take this flower or the book, if none then I will karate chop you face and I'll break up with you.

A desperate attempt by Boba Fett to capture Han Solo...

Yeah, hi. One Singing Boba-gram to a Ms. Leia Organa from a Mr. Han Solo:
*ahem* 'Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When you wear that slave outfit
I really want you.'
That'll be 20 bucks, please!

Online dating never work especially if you are Boba Fett.