Caption Contest #13

the kid across the street is paying me 1500 credits to give this to you

A desperate attempt by Boba Fett to capture Han Solo...

Boba Fett was rather distubed as he found a flower and love poem book on the ramp of Slave I. What was more disturbing was the fact that it was from Slave II...

*Poof!*...That is the last time I volunteer for a magic trick.

This is the last time I ever make a bet at that sleezy cantina...and it just HAD to be Jabba's palace.

*Memorizing book* "Roses are red, violets are blue...Roses are---oh poodoo--is that a hummingbird? Great. The first time I put away my rifle..."

Life ended when the Jedi got mad at Boba and chopped him in two... then made him hold a flower and a book.

Boba: Jabba for the last time I am NOT going to ask Rystall out for dinner for 500,000 credits. I want more than that.
Jabba:You will got out with her.
Boba:No.
Jabba:Yes.
Boba:No.
Jabba:YES.
Boba: NOO!!!
Jabba: NOOOOO!!!
Boba: YESSS...SHOOT!!!
Jabba: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Boba(grumbles and walks away): I'm going to get you back...soon...

Roses are red, Violets are blue...
Marry me or I will disintegrate you...

Yeah, hi. One Singing Boba-gram to a Ms. Leia Organa from a Mr. Han Solo:
*ahem* 'Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When you wear that slave outfit
I really want you.'
That'll be 20 bucks, please!