Caption Contest #13

Um.

Well, when Boba met Leia, it was love at first sight! Unfortunately, the Ewoks just had to tell him that flowers would win her heart...

fett: sarrlac will you marr... sarlacc: gulp! yum bounty hunter my favorite. Hey what are you doing in their... owch! mommy help.

Waiting for his true love to come to the door, Boba wet himself and found a new use for his book.

[EU Spoiler Alert]
(Shortly after Sintas is released from carbonite) So honey. I know things haven't been the best. But I think we can work things out. I've changed, you've got to believe me.

"Wanna Be my Bounty?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue...
Marry me or I will disintegrate you...

Slave I computer: That just ain't gonna cut it mister! I saw you with that tramp Slave II over Nar Shaddaa!

Boba Fett: But baby! That was a one time thing, you know I'll always love you...

Slave I computer: You left me in "IN IMPOUND TO RUST!"

the kid across the street is paying me 1500 credits to give this to you

Now that the clone masters are gone I have to do this the hard way.