Caption Contest #13

The weird thing was Boba- had no idea that Jabba the Hutt was his boyfriend's father.

I Love My Diary

Boba smiled under his helmet as she let him in.
It appeared that his little dumpster dive behind the florists and the used book store had payed off.
Now to find a place to hide and wait for her husband.

Boba: Hey uh.. mary I was kinda wandering if you'd do me the honor of.. No No, Hi mary would you like to go to a movie? no no thats no good either. Sup mary its Boba the Fett the best bounty hunter in the galaxy babe how'd you like to go to dinner?, Okay yeah thats the one, alright (nervous sigh) now lets do this.

"Let's see...'You're worth a lot to me.' No...that won't work...'You're no good to me dead.' No...'Aaaaaahhhhh!' No...I tried that on the last one..."

Boba-"Hello Mr.Smith. I'm here to pick up Lindsey."
Mr.Smith-"What's with the book of poems and flowers? Are you some sort of pansy?"
Boba-"No sir. I, uh, er..."*Blaster Fire*"Screw this. I'm gonna go home and watch Grey's Anatomy."

Thats right...trust me.

Um...lets see... roses are red, violets are blue, I promise I won't kill you...hey...where are you running to?

Worst...Job...Ever...

Desperate for money due to a slump in bounties, Boba Fett once had a small stint as a Gigolo.