Caption Contest #13

Most bounty blood is red, when choke my bounty they turn blue, I got this poem from the cheezy book that I'm giving to you. (oh yeah, and a flower too)

Uuuuuhhhhh sure I'll hold your book for you, oh fine the flowers too, just don't... YOU TOOK A PICTURE!!!! Now you're gonna pay! :@

Hey! Just 'cause he's the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy doesn't mean that he doesn't have feelings...

Boba starts singing: Leia's mom has got it going on. I had a crush on her since I was 10 & been waiting so long. Leia can't you see, you're just not the girl for me , but...
Leia: Boba, my mom is dead.
Boba: what?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :(

I'm just here to fulfill a bet I lost, I'm kinda afraid of commitment...

The weird thing was Boba- had no idea that Jabba the Hutt was his boyfriend's father.

*Poof!*...That is the last time I volunteer for a magic trick.

This is the last time I ever make a bet at that sleezy cantina...and it just HAD to be Jabba's palace.

*Memorizing book* "Roses are red, violets are blue...Roses are---oh poodoo--is that a hummingbird? Great. The first time I put away my rifle..."

Few knew of bobas older brother, "Casanova Fett".