Boba:Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish my armor was blue, cause I really want you
Vader: Dude, get away from me now
Boba: What? I was practicing, was it good?
Vader: I guess so, who it for?
Boba: Princess Leia
Vader: No, thats my daughter you cant have her!!
Boba: oo*runs*
— Arc Fett of WA on 07/03/2007
Caption #1110:
Life ended when the Jedi got mad at Boba and chopped him in two... then made him hold a flower and a book.
— Mirta Gev of Tapioca, Pudding on 07/03/2007
Caption #1112:
Boba: Jabba for the last time I am NOT going to ask Rystall out for dinner for 500,000 credits. I want more than that.
Jabba:You will got out with her.
Boba:No.
Jabba:Yes.
Boba:No.
Jabba:YES.
Boba: NOO!!!
Jabba: NOOOOO!!!
Boba: YESSS...SHOOT!!!
Jabba: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Boba(grumbles and walks away): I'm going to get you back...soon...
— Noelle of Cottage Grove, OR on 07/05/2007
Caption #1113:
Boba: Uhh...Hey Rystall...how's it goin?
Rystall: *slap!*
— Ryan on 07/05/2007
Caption #1115:
Take this flower or the book, if none then I will karate chop you face and I'll break up with you.
— Griff on 07/06/2007
Caption #1120:
Online dating never work especially if you are Boba Fett.
— guywithhat on 07/10/2007
Caption #1121:
Waiting for his true love to come to the door, Boba wet himself and found a new use for his book.
— Fett II of Mos Eisley on 07/10/2007
Caption #1123:
Slave I computer: That just ain't gonna cut it mister! I saw you with that tramp Slave II over Nar Shaddaa!
Boba Fett: But baby! That was a one time thing, you know I'll always love you...
Slave I computer: You left me in "IN IMPOUND TO RUST!"
— Slovok of McAllen, TX on 07/14/2007
Caption #1126:
Happy Birthday! My little Bat only for you, I do this!