Caption Contest #13

This is the last time I ever make a bet at that sleezy cantina...and it just HAD to be Jabba's palace.

*Memorizing book* "Roses are red, violets are blue...Roses are---oh poodoo--is that a hummingbird? Great. The first time I put away my rifle..."

Boba Fett was rather distubed as he found a flower and love poem book on the ramp of Slave I. What was more disturbing was the fact that it was from Slave II...

A desperate attempt by Boba Fett to capture Han Solo...

the kid across the street is paying me 1500 credits to give this to you

Worst...Job...Ever...

Desperate for money due to a slump in bounties, Boba Fett once had a small stint as a Gigolo.

Um...lets see... roses are red, violets are blue, I promise I won't kill you...hey...where are you running to?

Thats right...trust me.

Boba-"Hello Mr.Smith. I'm here to pick up Lindsey."
Mr.Smith-"What's with the book of poems and flowers? Are you some sort of pansy?"
Boba-"No sir. I, uh, er..."*Blaster Fire*"Screw this. I'm gonna go home and watch Grey's Anatomy."