Caption Contest #13

"So Mac do you think she'll like these?"

Slave I computer: That just ain't gonna cut it mister! I saw you with that tramp Slave II over Nar Shaddaa!

Boba Fett: But baby! That was a one time thing, you know I'll always love you...

Slave I computer: You left me in "IN IMPOUND TO RUST!"

Well, when Boba met Leia, it was love at first sight! Unfortunately, the Ewoks just had to tell him that flowers would win her heart...

Boba: Uhh...Hey Rystall...how's it goin?
Rystall: *slap!*

Boba was fairly suprised when he picked up the flower and it didn't immediately wilt like most flowers did while in his grasp. So moved was he, that he fell in love with the flower and read it poetry constantly.

Yeah, hi. One Singing Boba-gram to a Ms. Leia Organa from a Mr. Han Solo:
*ahem* 'Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When you wear that slave outfit
I really want you.'
That'll be 20 bucks, please!

Roses are red, Violets are blue...
Marry me or I will disintegrate you...

Boba: Jabba for the last time I am NOT going to ask Rystall out for dinner for 500,000 credits. I want more than that.
Jabba:You will got out with her.
Boba:No.
Jabba:Yes.
Boba:No.
Jabba:YES.
Boba: NOO!!!
Jabba: NOOOOO!!!
Boba: YESSS...SHOOT!!!
Jabba: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Boba(grumbles and walks away): I'm going to get you back...soon...

Life ended when the Jedi got mad at Boba and chopped him in two... then made him hold a flower and a book.

*Poof!*...That is the last time I volunteer for a magic trick.