Caption Contest #13

Fett: You look lovely Leia... NO, NO, NO! Uhhh, let's see, I saw this flower on top of the last bounty I killed and decided to give it to you... oh boy! here she comes!!!
Leia: Boba?! What are you doing here?
Fett: Me think u hot in little bikini!
Leia: UGH! BOBA FETT, WE R THROUGH!!!
Fett: NOBODY SAYS NO TO BOBA!!! (Draws blaster...)

In a sick turn of events, Boba mistakenly mixed up his girlfriend's address and was shocked to see Jabba the Hutt standing in the doorway.

After reading aloud a random poetry book he found lying on the ground, all girl fans attacked and Boba had nothing to defend himself with but a flower.

Sorrowfly, she closed the door on him as she realized that his illegible mumbles were not out of love but that Boba was merely drunk.

After being dumped, a drunken Boba tries one last time to win his love, but his only response is a punch to the gut when his "lover" is Han Solo.

I'm just here to fulfill a bet I lost, I'm kinda afraid of commitment...

IMPERIAL GUARDS ARE RED, SKYWALKERS OLD LIGHTSABER WAS BLUE,
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO OUT WITH ME OR I'LL BLAST A HOLE IN YOU !

Um.

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow

"No force in the galaxy will ever make me tell you what i had to do for that bounty..."