Caption Contest #11

"That's the last time I trust a talking car with my Mandalorian armor."

Holy Crap! My Jetpack Doesn't Work!

What a headache... screaming fans, poster signings, Fett action figures... There goes my status of being an "undercover" hunter. Now I'll probably have to sign an autograph before killing a person.

I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.

" ...And action! oh for heavens sake fett, many many times have i told you not to drop your rifle into the sarlaccs mouth!"
" sighhh!"

There must be some mistake. I can't owe that much child support.

*slosh slosh* Great, I got water in my helmet at the pool... *slosh slosh*

Boba: "Time to listen to some classic rock!"
radio station: "Yes, now it is time to play the fan pick, Jabba ate my Pizza."
Montross: "Now I kill you Fett!"
*Boba is rocking out, not paying attention*
Montross: "What!? Aren't you afraid of dying? Gah! I'm goin' back to Kohlma. Go ahead, eat me you Bando Gora!"
Boba: "Whoa! Did someone say somethin'? Ow well, I was on the wrong station anyways. Man, I just hope Montross doesn't go after me when I'm vulnerable. I'm afraid to die!"

If you display too much initiative, the jawas will break you down into parts and sell you as scrap... as they do to all damaged or difficult units.
Please, citizens of the Galactic Empire, if you see a droid that shows too much initiative, or is merely broken down, make sure Jawas don't get it, as they will most likely try to sell it back to you. I'm Boba Fett, and this has been a message brought to you by Emperor Palpatine.
[Thunk] D'oh! Damn it, Gary! You took the picture too close to my helmet! How else are we going to advertise those anti-jawa ads if you just photograph my helmet!
Gary: Sorry, Tem.

Don't do drugs, kids.