There must be some mistake. I can't owe that much child support.
— Fett Fan For Now of Seattle, WA on 01/20/2007
Caption #966:
Ugh! This hang over's going to suck... Oh God. Sintas, what did we do???
— fairyblood on 01/22/2007
Caption #1024:
I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.
— Enforcer of Santa Maria, CA on 04/14/2007
Caption #950:
Hello? Hello? HELLO?
I told those stupid Jawas to fix my comlink. now they shall pay!!!
— Durge on 01/18/2007
Caption #988:
What the... how did I get in this suit?
-Boba, far away: How did I get in a dress?
— draco fett on 02/18/2007
Caption #971:
Ok, thats it. Once i get my Fett-Jawa-Repellent out of my utility belt, those jawas are............ WHERE IS MY UTILITY BELT!?!?!
— djchicken of austin, tx on 02/04/2007
Caption #989:
Fett: "Base! I'm under attack! Send help!"
Base: "..."
Fett: "Huh? Jango! I told you! Stop partying at Montross's and getting drunk! I need help! And a Bud Light."
Jango: "Huh? Whuzzat? Boba? Did you say to aim and fire all weapons at you? OK. Fire at Boba. Geez, I thought he had more common sense than that!"
— Dez Hokan of Edmond, Oklahoma on 02/20/2007
Caption #1002:
Boba: "Time to listen to some classic rock!"
radio station: "Yes, now it is time to play the fan pick, Jabba ate my Pizza."
Montross: "Now I kill you Fett!"
*Boba is rocking out, not paying attention*
Montross: "What!? Aren't you afraid of dying? Gah! I'm goin' back to Kohlma. Go ahead, eat me you Bando Gora!"
Boba: "Whoa! Did someone say somethin'? Ow well, I was on the wrong station anyways. Man, I just hope Montross doesn't go after me when I'm vulnerable. I'm afraid to die!"
— Dez Hokan of Slave IV on 03/10/2007
Caption #1022:
Owe my achin head! What did I do last nigh-"
"What the- Rystall?!"
— Dash of Alameda on 04/13/2007
Caption #1009:
WHAA?...Arrgh! Those voices again, damn schizophrenia.