"That's the last time I trust a talking car with my Mandalorian armor."
— Chick Hicks of Radiator Springs on 03/12/2007
Caption #955:
Whoa... man, I hope my operation went well...
What the-?!!
Those aren't my feet!!!
— Chris of Los Angeles, California on 01/20/2007
Caption #951:
If you display too much initiative, the jawas will break you down into parts and sell you as scrap... as they do to all damaged or difficult units.
Please, citizens of the Galactic Empire, if you see a droid that shows too much initiative, or is merely broken down, make sure Jawas don't get it, as they will most likely try to sell it back to you. I'm Boba Fett, and this has been a message brought to you by Emperor Palpatine.
[Thunk] D'oh! Damn it, Gary! You took the picture too close to my helmet! How else are we going to advertise those anti-jawa ads if you just photograph my helmet!
Gary: Sorry, Tem.
— Clone Commander Cody of Tipoca City, Kamino on 01/18/2007
Caption #968:
Boba: Ugghhh!
Talking Gecko: Is this what you feel like when you pay for your car insurance? If so, then go to Geico.com and sign up. 15 minutes could save you 15% on car insurance. It's so easy a bounty hunter can do it.
Boba: Hey! DIE LIZARD!!!*Blasts Gecko's head off*
— Commander Appo of Fett Land on 01/22/2007
Caption #1031:
"I got a headache! how many did I captured this week?... I need vacataions."
— DanDBC of Mexico on 04/20/2007
Caption #1009:
WHAA?...Arrgh! Those voices again, damn schizophrenia.
— darth draco of mos eisley, texas on 03/27/2007
Caption #1022:
Owe my achin head! What did I do last nigh-"
"What the- Rystall?!"
— Dash of Alameda on 04/13/2007
Caption #989:
Fett: "Base! I'm under attack! Send help!"
Base: "..."
Fett: "Huh? Jango! I told you! Stop partying at Montross's and getting drunk! I need help! And a Bud Light."
Jango: "Huh? Whuzzat? Boba? Did you say to aim and fire all weapons at you? OK. Fire at Boba. Geez, I thought he had more common sense than that!"
Baby, just call me 'Stud Muffin'. 
