Caption Contest #11

Oooooo.. Shiny!

Dude, my head hurts.... What is that in my head?!?!?!
CORTANA!?!?! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!?!?!

It wasn't long before Boba Fett started experiencing the horrible side effects of a strange disease called Dreamphobia.

OH GOD! I FORGOT TO TAPE SCRUBS!!! AND ITS THE ONE WHERE JD FINALLY PROPOSES! I knew I shoulda just bought the damn Tivo....

were dos boba fett live

There is something on my head?
Slap!
Did I get it?

Oh my head. Ok! Thats it! No more jetpacking through celings for getaways. No matter how fun it is.

If you display too much initiative, the jawas will break you down into parts and sell you as scrap... as they do to all damaged or difficult units.
Please, citizens of the Galactic Empire, if you see a droid that shows too much initiative, or is merely broken down, make sure Jawas don't get it, as they will most likely try to sell it back to you. I'm Boba Fett, and this has been a message brought to you by Emperor Palpatine.
[Thunk] D'oh! Damn it, Gary! You took the picture too close to my helmet! How else are we going to advertise those anti-jawa ads if you just photograph my helmet!
Gary: Sorry, Tem.

Don't do drugs, kids.

Boba: "Time to listen to some classic rock!"
radio station: "Yes, now it is time to play the fan pick, Jabba ate my Pizza."
Montross: "Now I kill you Fett!"
*Boba is rocking out, not paying attention*
Montross: "What!? Aren't you afraid of dying? Gah! I'm goin' back to Kohlma. Go ahead, eat me you Bando Gora!"
Boba: "Whoa! Did someone say somethin'? Ow well, I was on the wrong station anyways. Man, I just hope Montross doesn't go after me when I'm vulnerable. I'm afraid to die!"