Caption #818:
The real reason Fett fell into the Sarlaac.
God: *Takes out magnifying glass to sizzle Boba.* Har har.
Boba Fett: You've forgotten one thing. *Turns around.* I possess... ARMOR ALLOY. *Heat rays bounce off.*
God: Argh!
Boba: Ho ho!
God: Hold the phone... *Targets jetpack.*
Boba: *Has malfunction from intense heat and falls into Sarlaac.*
— Morbus of Yuma, Arizona, U.S. on 10/26/2006