Caption Contest #10

The real reason Fett fell into the Sarlaac.

God: *Takes out magnifying glass to sizzle Boba.* Har har.

Boba Fett: You've forgotten one thing. *Turns around.* I possess... ARMOR ALLOY. *Heat rays bounce off.*

God: Argh!

Boba: Ho ho!

God: Hold the phone... *Targets jetpack.*

Boba: *Has malfunction from intense heat and falls into Sarlaac.*

Boba:What did you ay boy!?!
little kid: I said you look funny!
Boba: I'll give you a 5 second head starr before I shoot you!
Little Kid: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (Runs away as fast as he can)
Boba: Stupid little kid.... Bang
Little Kid: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (Falls on his face)
Boba: Retard, I did not even shoot him.

Boba: My name is bond, Ja..... wait a second.
Director: Just say the lines Fett!
Boba: But it should go like.. My name is Fett, Boba Fett.
Director: (sighs) bring in James Bond
Boba: HUH! But ITS A BOBA FETT MOVIE!

License and registration please. Have you been drinking tonight, sir?

T...T is for TERMINATED

"Bantha poo dooh..."

This would be the perfect place to drop spitwads...

I know what your thinking... did i fire 6 shots or only 5? The question you gotta ask your self is, do you feel lucky? well do ya? punk!

What do ya mean im not no Eastwood????

Times up wise guy, I want the oreos and I want them nowwwww!

Don't go to the light!!